Saturday, May 24, 2014

Brent Pella Talks Isla Vista




Friend - “Hey Brent! Did you hear what happened in Isla Vista tonight?”
Brent - “Fuck.”
This is an actual conversation that has been carried out in this way multiple times recently.
Isla Vista is a small college community adjacent to the campus of UC Santa Barbara, where I went to school. My reaction to the friend’s opening sentence of conversation is clearly negative, because I’m now accustomed to any recent news emerging from Isla Vista to be bad. What normally follows those two lines of dialogue is never positive, such as:
“Remember our Russian friend Vlad? He saved a puppy from drowning!”
Or
“The Harlem Globetrotters set up two hoops in the street and played a game for everyone to watch!”
Instead, what follows is typically:
“People got stabbed, there were seven fights and a crowd of rioters started breaking cars.”
Fuck...that's the only reaction I'd ever have.
I’m looking forward to the day when the small neighborhood town of Isla Vista becomes a place I’d be happy to visit again, instead of a location I dread going back to for literal fear of my own life. I heard there was a shooting tonight in IV – a place I called home for two years in school – and the saddest part of hearing that news was I wasn’t surprised. It seems like ever since I graduated from UC Santa Barbara I’ve been hearing more and more horrific stories of crime and violence, from robberies to stabbings to full on riots in the streets. I can honestly say that neither my friends nor I remember this type of community decay going on within the IV borders while we were enrolled at UCSB. My initial reaction to hearing tonight’s news is that I hope with every ounce of energy that nobody was harmed. My second reaction is the same I have every time I hear of the next violent crime that occurs in Isla Vista – when will it end? A better question would be: HOW CAN it end? With people coming in to IV every weekend from out of town, we can see a breeding ground for disruption and misconduct forming on a weekly basis. People looking for a scapegoat often air vague accusations toward “gangs” from neighboring cities like Lompoc, Oxnard and Ventura. Others are happy to blame the “wild and crazy” UCSB students themselves, which make up more than 80% of the population in this one-square-mile plot of land. The latter accusation unfortunately gets bestowed upon students because of UCSB’s reputation as a ‘party school,’ with its annual ranking on “best party colleges” lists online and in magazines (Princeton Review, Playboy Magazine). Personally, I think a mixture of the two groups: out-of-towners (not necessarily gangs) looking for a good time and willing to go to any lengths to get it, mixed with UCSB students, will lead to nothing but danger for everyone in the near vicinity. This has become quite clear.
It’s important to remember that the culture of Isla Vista is peaceful. It’s organically and fundamentally friendly, and it’s been that way since it grew into a college community in the 1960s. Will it ever go back to that? CAN it ever go back to that? I wrote for the Daily Nexus for two years while at UCSB, and I remember reading statistics about how the vast majority of arrests and crimes committed within Isla Vista throughout the course of an average weekend can be majorly attributed to out-of-towners. I also remember there being zero shootings. A while back there was a rule instated that no music can be played in excess after 12am. What’s the next rule? That rule may have curbed the partying, but obviously there need to be more restrictions or else Isla Vista will literally implode on itself. What’s next? Shutting down the borders every weekend to IV similar to closures that happen each Halloween in the town? Should residents ID everyone who walks into their parties, making sure their guests are all students? Should the 12am rule be changed to 10pm, or even harsher at 6pm, to guarantee no late-night partying? Should we force every out-of-towner crossing IV's borders to don a clown costume, so we can be on alert when they walk by? Should the city take massive control by buying out various Isla Vista properties and converting them into additional student housing facilities, regulated by UCSB staff and security? That last one would take an insane amount of time, money and planning, I know, but we’re just shooting ideas into the wind here, my friends. I believe that the community of Isla Vista alone, with local law enforcement, student organizations and individuals teaming up together to solve this problem of consistent violence, is not enough support. I’m looking forward to what the government within Santa Barbara county does next to help prevent these types of incidents from occurring. I don’t know what the next step is toward reviving Isla Vista’s peaceful, friendly atmosphere, and I don’t claim to know what it should be, I just hope there is one.

This post is a random assortment of thoughts and ideas from my own brain, free-written into opinion-piece form. For the best legitimate coverage of the events unfolding in Isla Vista, from the people who are experiencing it firsthand, go to www.dailynexus.com

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Brent Pella Tries to Put Toast on Instagram





Hello? Oh Hey Mardondo! I've been well, you? Today was actually pretty good for me! Yea, I took a picture of my toast today, you remember - "Brent's classic toast" haha we were so crazy back then! Yea I wanted to show people really badly by putting in on instagram, but how would they ever stand to look at it in its natural state? So I had to walk myself ALL the way over to the counter, rip out a paper towel, walk ALL the way back to the kitchen table, and slowly brush off the sides of the plates so there weren't any crumbs. Then I realized, sometimes plates have crumbs on them! So I - being the natural artist that I am - places 9.6 crumbs back on to the plate in aesthetically pleasing positions. I then realized that this is wheat toast - not white toast - and therefore was reacting to the interior lighting of my house in a different way than was expected. I immediately ran to the garage to find a change of bulbs, but of course that bitch MARCONI had taken them all to use for his "bedroom." I can't wait until he moves out. So I came BACK to the kitchen table and had an epiphany - everyone loves photos that are outside! I picked up my plate and raced out the door, balancing the toast and crumbs so neither would lose their perfect positioning. I placed the toast right next to the PRETTIEST bush I could find, but then took a second glance at the bush - and remembered that no one likes bush. I don't like bush, that's for sure, and I'm pretty sure bushes haven't been popular since the 60s. Bushes went out of style fast - so the fact that I had one was immediately troublesome. What was I to do? There was but one solution - shave the bush. But did I have big enough clippers to handle all that bushiness? As a matter of fact I did - because the only person I know who has a bush is MARCONI (that bitch) and I know that he keeps his weed whacker hidden for bush-shearing purposes only. I snuck into his room and grabbed the weed whacker, came back downstairs, ready to get rid of this bush once and for all, and then looked down...THE PLATE WAS EMPTY!!! I couldn't believe it! Some rodent must have taken advantage of my absence and snuck away with my perfectly groomed plate of toast. Needless to say, I went to work on that bush, and the stump behind it has never looked so good. 


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Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Brent Pella sees Neighbors


The latest: Just saw the movie NEIGHBORS in theaters tonight - Thought it was pretty consistently funny, those guys probably accomplished everything they wanted to with that story - and I don't think a single scene went by without a joke or game written in to play out. That doesn't always work, but when it gets close it's a great feeling. A shirtless Zac Efron is definitely not what drew me to the theater...but of course a few excited female screams came up from elsewhere in the audience every time he came on screen. The movie had some awesome party references, some of which brought me back to happy times at UC Santa Barbara aka UCSB aka paradise. They did some really creative, cool camera movements and editing with the interior action sequences that I haven't seen before. Saw a few familiar stand-ups in there with small roles as well which is always awesome to see. Check out the IMDB page for the movie - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2004420/?ref_=nv_sr_1


Monday, May 19, 2014

DJ Brent Pella

DJ Brent Pella aka DJ Kant-Spihn: live in concert in an empty bedroom in Santa Barbara. Playing nightly. No cover for UCSB students or Appalachian State swim team members.